wudy wudy (filosofen)

wudy wudy: indian girls always have to cover themselves up... i feel so bad for them... and i wonder... how do they tan?

leon

(vixen visar leon bilder från the animal sanctuary i cape coast)

vixen: and this is a turtle... up close!

leon: (ironisk) wow... i can't believe you found the courage to go THAT close! :O i mean a turtle.. they're so dangerous..

josh

efter att ha signat upp sig för paraglidet, som kostade 100 cedi (400 spänn), fick man en juiceflaska på köpet.

sky: this is the most expensive juice i've ever had

josh: maybe, but it can also be used to do the most awesome advertisement ever for a juice. (reklamröst) "yes, the juice is 100 cedis but after drinking it, you qualify to jump off a cliff!"

kenya

kenya: secretary!

vixen: bossman!

kenya: *på marken* who taught you all these things???!

andreas

Viktoria N

den 21 mars

har officiellt förlorat min malaria-oskuld. challe!

Gilla · Kommentera · Dela

Andreas U

Och vad värre är, malarian har förlorat sin Viktoria-oskuld. Shit's never gonna be the same again.

den 21 mars kl. 09:04 · Gilla

david

david: did you hear XX's phone got stolen from his room?

vixen: WHAAA? what? that really happens? i always leave my door open!

david: don't worry, no one will steal your phone. if someone came into your room and saw your phone, they would probably just leave 5 cedis out of pity.

papi

papi: i want to go to amsterdam this summer

vixen: yeah you should, cause soon they're gonna make it illegal for tourists to smoke in coffee shops

papi: pfff, legal or not legal - papi gonna smoke!