luke

[Luke L I]
Adelabu...
Awesome.
Please name your first child that :D

[Viktoria N]
HAHA
adelabu nguema... that kid would have a very difficult first day at school
impossible to pronounce

[Luke L I]
You know he'd just get called Blackie...

luke

[Viktoria N]
and what kind of dogs does your cousin have????

[Luke L I]
German Shepard and golden retriver

[Viktoria N]
cute!

[Luke L I]
I would take you to see them... But they always bark at black people for some reason...

luke

[Luke L I]

Do they have the skype technology over there in Africa yet?

[Viktoria N]

what do you think we are, backward?

[Luke L I]

I believe its spelt "blackward"

[Viktoria N]

HAHA still with the racistjokes?!

luke

luke: (pekar på vixens vita födelsemärke på magen) i think *this* is your real color and that everything else is a birthmark!

luke

Luke L I

Is Facebook asking anyone else if they want to "Meet Muslim women?" I cant help but feel like Im being racially profiled here...

Gilla · Kommentera · den 23 december kl. 05:57

elin

efter att lukes nigerianska kompis har raggat HÅÅÅÅRT på elin och vägrat lämna henne i fred.

elin: (viskar) jag vill inte åka till afrika längre!

luke

[Viktoria N]

dude, your idea of what's fat is what gives girls eating disorders

[Luke L U]

If you can see her ribs, then Ive got dib ; )

luke

luke: how about you, do you like spicy food?

vixen: i LOVE it! the hotter, the better

luke: so you like your food the way you like your men?

luke

vixen: the word "dutty" in patois, does it mean "dirty"?

luke: nah, it really doesn't mean anything. sean paul used to be in a group that was called 'dutty cup crew' which doesn't make any sense

vixen: yes it does! the dirty cops crew, come on

luke: no, cup, C-U-P

vixen: yeah, dirty cops!

luke: no, C-U-P

vixen: u-huh? dirty cops!

luke: ....C-U-P

vixen: CUP? oh...... yeah that doesn't make any sense

luke

luke: (efter att ha sett vår hemmagjorda sprayflaska för diskmedel som är gjord på en colaflaska) dude, your corridor is sooo ghetto