dusan

ben: i need to go to the bathroom

dusan: well there's one around the corner which costs 5 crowns...

ben: no no no. i don't do that. that's the worst form of capitalism.

dusan: so you would rather shit your pants than to pay for a toilet?! i like you.

ben

ben: it was quite horrible, i didn't care for the music at all!

ben

ben: i met an nigerian man who was complaining about his children. he claimed they were eating ferociously.