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chief och vixen är på bio och ska se hansel and grettel (värdelös film). peter stormares nanm dyker plötsligt upp på scenen när de rullar rollistan. 

vixen: he's swedish!

(fler namn rullar på skärmen)

chief: this guy is ghanaian.

(fler namn)

chief: oh, and this one is togolese.

(ännu fler namn)

chief: and all of these guys... nigerians.

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chief och vixen hämtar upp en kille som ska vara med i chiefs produktion på heroes day den 28 februari.

chief: (driver) meet viktoria, she's our new dancer!

random guy: really? are you with the dance department?

vixen: no i'm not... but i've performed on ghana music awards previous years (sneglar mot chief)

chief: (dör av garv) she's used to bigger things than the dance studio eh!

vixen: (dör av garv)

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vixen: why does everyone have at least two phones around here?

chief: i know! all my collegues are like "i'm on BBM, i'm on twitter, i'm on whatsapp, i'm on facebook..." i just answered them, "i'm on call and text!"

woho! quote no 500! 

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abdul: so yeah, i saw your facebook status... bananas?

vixen: oooomg, everyone really saw that one!!

abdul: should i give you these bananas, or i can take them?

vixen: please take them!

chief: you can just leave one banana - we'll know what to do with it!

gideon

gideon: chief, you have the kind of blood that mosquitos take a sip and immideately they're like *SPOTTAR UT*

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chief: have you seen my sexy light? (pekar på en lampa som han har täckt med ett gult papper)

vixen: roflmao! i like your room mates bedsheets *pekar* pink satin covers, heey

chief: this seems to be a very sexy room, eh

leon (cok internt)

chief: out of all the international students, i think elin and viktoria are the least travelled

elin: josh travelled for the both of us, but we both share the joy

leon: (till viktoria) you can just say that your husband didn't let you travel

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chief kör ett träningspass med push-ups och armhävningar medan vixen chillar i hans rum. push-ups kan han göra typ tre utav, men armhävningar var han grym på.

vixen: lol your arms are alot stronger than your abs

chief: it's cause i like that movement alot (yani up-and-down)

vixen: nah you're just used to laying down flat on your back

chief: that's because i support female empowerment

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efter att vi hört ushers "lemme see" på radion.

chief: (sjunger) "so i decided to take my short off and show my chest"... viktoria, what rhymes with chest?

viktoria: chest... breast?

chief: (gäll röst) OMG I CAN'T BELIEVE I DIDN'T COME UP WITH THAT! ME OF ALL PEOPLE!

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chief sätter på wizkids "baddest boy" och börjar grinda i luften för sig själv.

vixen: (tittar konstigt)

chief: (gäll röst) WHAT???? :D

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elin och vixen är på väg hem. elin är klädd i en klänning och vixen i ett par shorts. vixens telefon ringer.

vixen: chief!

chief: you're showing too much legs!

vixen: haha what?

chief: yes, you're showing too much thighs!

vixen: there is no such thing as showing too much thighs... did you just pass us with a cab?

chief: yes, i'm going into town, i'll see you later. say hello to elin, her legs are more decently dressed

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vixen ligger och sussar när hon hör någon ropa "VIKTORIA!" utanför sin dörr. ignorerar eftersom hon är coook trött, men hon hör iallafall att det är chiefs röst.

vixen: (smsar senare) either i had a dream, or there was a crazy chief screaming my name in the hallways. which one is it?

chief: it was not a dream miss nguema, i did indeed scream out ur name. i was even threatening to jump off the balcony if u didnt cme out. then i remembered i hadnt taken dinner. dont thnk i will like to die on a hungry stomach.

HAHA älskar hans priorities!

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chief: (förvirrad) someone just called me, saying "let me call you back, i'm in a meeting!"

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vixen: 7 o'clock at independence square in accra, was it?

chief: yes! 7pm. there might actually b a bus frm ish. will confirm later in the day. (note- inbetween the independence square nd the stadium but we just say independence sq. 2 mke identification easier)

vixen: okedoke, let me know about the bus

chief: roger that. another alternative will b 2 ride on my back.

vixen: HAHA careful, it there's no bus i might just take the offer