simon

camilo: once, a guy came up to me and asked me if i was japanese. and i was like, how the FUCK can anyone think that i'm japanese?!

simon: it's because you have the body of a ninja

simon

Simon R
Dear BIDS-kids! Me and Henrik have been working hard the last week with the theme for next weeks already legendary Sittning at the formidable Helsingkrona Nation. In a week from now many of you will be lying in foetal position wondering what the *uck happend last night? Some of you might look back at the night before thinking that it was "the best night of my life", others will just establish that there is no way of learning whom is whom of Simon and Henrik. However, what is certain is that you'll have a great time among friends and colleagues(rivals)dressed as your favorite TV-character! THE THEME FOR THE SUPERAWESOMECOOLLEGENDARYMEGANICEPOSSIBLYTOOHYPED BIDS-SITTNING 2012 IS TV! come as your favorite TV-star, host, character, commercial, or whatever you relate to TV.

Remember to bring your Student - ID and your entire CSN in cash! Helsingkrona wont know what hit'em!

INFO about prepartys etc will be posted soon!

/Simon & Henrik
Gilla · Kommentera · Följ inlägget · för 46 minuter sedan

simon

Simon R

The tickets for the awesome BIDS sittning is now sold out!! do not transfer any money to my account, it will only be used for sinful consumption and you wont see it again.

Gilla · Kommentera · för 8 timmar sedan

frederik dansk

lapp som skickades runt i klassrummet idag:

simon: would you do her (keffa tanten aka vår lärare som inte kan engelska) for
1 000 danish crowns?

frederik: i would do her for 500 swedish crowns

simon

fredrika: har du kunnat sova någonting?

simon: ja då, jag har sovit som en häst!

(it's funny, för på halloween var han utklädd till DET HÄR.)

sven

sven: simon, det gör fortfarande ont efter igår! okej, det där lät fel.

simon

simon: ni vet när man dricker ur beer kegs? har ni testat det? asså jag är skitbra på det! jag är så bra att om jag hade varit tjej hade jag varit bäst på deep throat!